Just so I can get this off my hard drive and onto someone else's, and because it's funny as hell, I'm posting a conversation I had with a good friend of mine many years ago:
- me
- what's up homey g dog skillet?
- friend
- chillin like a villian yo bout to go get so fresh and so clean cause i got sum of that X and my hoe is cumin over
- me
- *throws up da apc gang sign* dat's kewl, yo... how was da green makin dis fine day?
- friend
- pretty whack yo, i was str8 bout to drop out till lunch time then i took a nizzzappp and felt like 100 bucks rest of the day was slower than momma's drivin on the freeway B-)
- me
- damn yo.. sounds like a dog day in da hizzouse... any hot momma's on da way home?
- friend
- ya i got my hoe from a different area code on her way over, we gonna do a lil somethin somethin u na mean?
- me
- bling bling... betta make sho yo crib ain't throwed or nuffin... dose hoes dig a clean dude
- friend
- u no i keep my shit locked down 24/7 yo
- me
- alright, that shits hard to keep up
- friend
- lol
- me
- gotta wonder how dey do it all da time
- friend
- that was good
- me
- lol
- friend
- imma save this
- me
- no shit i was thinkin the same thing show it to a brutha, see how good we were
- friend
- lol oh boy