how to spot a raver

• You can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.
• You know where all the best toy stores are.
• You get the most mileage out of your shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.
• You have to hike up your pants when it rains so your pants don't get waterlogged and become heavier than you are and you can't walk.
• You always consider every new place you go to as a possible location for a party.
• You hug EVERYONE.
• You can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.
• You understand the art of the bathroom conversation.
• You have sleeping patterns that will kill a normal person.
• You choose their clothes by texture, color, and size.
• The opening on your pant leg is bigger than your head.
• You always order water when you go out to clubs.
• You always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius.
• You can't see your shoes.
• You don't bother planning to meet your friends ahead of time; your friends are always already there.
• You can instantly fall into blissful sleep on a cold wet concrete floor surrounded by 300 off the wall kids and pounding trance being played overhead.
• You give the best hugs and massages.
• You have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump".
• You constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life.
• You helped Adidas through the "lean" years.
• You never know the name of your favorite tracks.
• You know how to SMILE.
• You are good at playing "guess what he's on".
• You define the style of music you listen to as "good".
• You know what to do with a dead glowstick.